who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I could make wine with my vomit
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
