i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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