Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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