Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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