Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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