walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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