how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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