lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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