nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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