So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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