id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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