Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You've changed since you got that strap on
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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