Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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