this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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