Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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