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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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