Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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