my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's Friday. Sex?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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