She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize