Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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