Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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