Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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