A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
you never un-have a 4some
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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