I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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