I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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