Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize