Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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