This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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