he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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