I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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