Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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