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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(661): View more from California

Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar

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(716): View more from New York

my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question

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(779): View more from Illinois

Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"

(1-778): View more from British Columbia

Too much penis in there.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless

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(916): View more from California

Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.

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