I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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