I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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