Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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