he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
now i know why i became what i already was.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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