How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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