Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Everything about him screamed your future.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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