I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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