I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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