I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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