this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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