Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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