What a fucking waste of an outfit
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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