He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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