his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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