And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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