As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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