I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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