There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have aggressive nipples.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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